my-chemical-avery:

This is the best thing i’ve ever heard, (This had 200,000 notes and then tumblr deleted it.


did-you-kno:

A Canadian man caught at the U.S. border attempted to smuggle 51 live turtles into America by stashing them all in his pants.  Source

did-you-kno:

A Canadian man caught at the U.S. border attempted to smuggle 51 live turtles into America by stashing them all in his pants. Source


batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

(via humoristics)


Talk Dirty (Hoenn Trumpet)
What
Who

thrifttreasures:

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

my heart just melted.

thrifttreasures:

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

my heart just melted.

(via thelittlesecretsofmylife)


sturmtruppen:

deceptinyan:

optimisticduelist:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

genderpunkrock:

i wont title this or put album art

but because you are emo trash you will recognize it

FUCK

fuck off damn DAMN

god damn

(via how-i-met-your-timelord)



pineplapple:

pineplapple:

What is happening

help me

pineplapple:

pineplapple:

What is happening

help me

(via thelittlesecretsofmylife)


kanayahummel:

british advertising.

(via thelittlesecretsofmylife)


blueskypenguin:

slashydrunkard:

theholmeslessdoctor:

I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS GIFSET FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE

THIS IS WHY GIFSETS WERE CREATED

(via how-i-met-your-timelord)